Uncle D

Uncle D has created quite a Web following with his distinctive brand of face-sitting videos ... he especially goes for the worship of voluptuous asses clad in jeans or other flattering finery. Uncle D’s “Smother Me,” from Buttman Magazine Choice, brings to life the kind of action he shows (in still photos and voyeur cam videos) on his Web sites.

Former Buttman Magazine Managing Editor Ellen Thompson got some revealing comments from Uncle D:

Whoever said that hindsight is a bad thing obviously hasn’t surfed the ’Net lately. Every butt-lover knows the allure of watching from behind as a shapely young thing bends over to touch her toes: Her back arches, her hips widen, and her ass crests like a full moon on the horizon. Looking up to see a woman with a well-endowed posterior clad in denim so tight it seems painted on — with the seam pulled tightly into the crack of her ass — is truly an inspired vision. Uncle D, a former rock radio DJ in Toronto, is well known by savvy cyber butt-lovers as the “Canadian Ass-Man.” His long-time ass fetish inspired him to create two membership-driven Websites, Skintightjeans.com and Touchyourtoes.com, where one can read current news on Uncle D, view the latest sexy photos of prime booty, and order Uncle D’s many spectacular voyeur-cam videos (and if you dig phat bubble butts bursting out of shiny red pants, we highly recommend Red Sonia.).

Just like his fan, John “Buttman” Stagliano, Uncle D knows what guys want. It’s all about the tease, the presentation, and the package.

How did he happen to segue into the cyberworld of butts? “Like any guy, I had my thing about a woman that I really liked. Little fetishes, but mostly, my thing has always been butts,” he explains. “While I was in college, I was putting together Websites as a hobby. There was this girl with a great butt in my class. I asked to take some video shots of her to put on the site. And, lo and behold, people saw it, and wanted to pay me for it!

“My stuff is for the most part non-nude, but really sitting-on-the-fence, in-your-face booty shots. It’s all about the tease and fantasy, and sometimes that’s better than just a naked woman. You know it’s there anyway, so why show it? Instead, I go for the tease, because it’s all about checking out the girl’s nice, round ass.

“In my videos, it’s all about the booty, and in my opinion, what sucks about many videos is that you’ll see a chick with a really hot ass on the box cover in, say, a beautiful, shiny, skin-tight outfit, and what’s inside is maybe 30 seconds of that scene. She’ll walk in, sit down, and immediately take off her clothes. You hardly get any tease, or even a glimpse of her butt! That’s a huge letdown. You’re lucky if you get a two-minute scene of the booty shot. When you’re an ass man, you live to see that stuff.

“For example, in my Skintightjeans.com site, I try to capture girls in all the latest new, sexy kinds of outfits, including funky, low-cut jeans. Now, I can stare at that stuff only so long in public, so I go out and capture these girls on film in all those outfits and at the same kind of angles they would be in if they were walking up a staircase or escalator… or shaking their ass at the dance club. Guys appreciate that, but don’t usually have the balls or humility to approach girls like this, so I’m happy to provide it for them. It’s gotta be done!